Joke Of The Day

Lol laff wit Jonney Blaq

1) No matter how funny you are, you cannot make a goat laugh!*
*Dat animal get mind!* are we communicating 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2) No situation is permanent but there's no
hope for a
fallen breasts.!
So shall it remain!
3) A Girl Searched On Google... "Am Pregnant How Can I Tell My Parents?"*
*Google Replied... "If You Can Open Your Legs Why Can't You Open Your Mouth"*
😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4) For those people who go for HIV test monthly*
*Don't give up my dear,*
*One day you will see Wat u ar looking for*
😁😁😁
5) People who soak garri for 3 days I wonder what their mission in life is🤣🤣🤣🤣
6)What is the reason why we dont use agege type of bread in communion service....

Jus thinking🤔🤔
7) The way some girls will add 6 wraps of maggi and one onga classic inside African salad and still listen to the devil inside her saying *my daughter its not enough*

Lemme not call names before they say I hate Enugu girls😏😏😏
8) No one is as humble as a"customer comin 2 buy on credit,he wil b like"give me the fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylon" 😂
9) Son:Mum at what age can I go out and return anytime I like
MUM: Even your dad, never reach that Age.🤷‍♀️
😆😆
10) The American police style:*
Investigate he’s a thief till
you find an evidence to
catch him.

*The China police style:*
Chase the thief til'l he gets
tired, then you catch him.

*The Arab police style:*
Kidnap the thief’s wife and
threaten the thief to
surrender.

*The Indian police style:*
Allow a pretty damsel sing
for him to lure him closer,
then you catch him.

*The Nigerian police style:*
Catch any person on the
street, beat him until he
agrees he is a Thief

_what a country_🙄
11) She told me she was coming to my place by 9pm,But she came by 7 pm & caught me with another woman...How can I forgive her for lying to me??*🤷🏻‍♂😡
She's not trustworthy 😏😏😏
12) Do you know that veterinary doctors are the only doctors that eat their patients*...?🍖🥩🍗🐮🐂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
13) I saw someone who laminated his ATM card 2day, if I mention where the person comes from now, people will think I hate ondo people ..
🏃🏃🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾

14) Girls that do Ghana weaving, with Brazilian wool on a Nigerian hair, how do you survive with three countries on one head?

If I made u laff
Give me a kiss girls only :*